Are you looking for a movie that’s one of a kind? The first movie of it’s kind in history perhaps? Well look no further, because Cars 2 is the greatest movie of all time due to its riveting character development.

Many criticize this movie due to its non-stop car murders, sending a bad message to young children that glories murdering cars. But if you think about it, it prepares your kids to to several things including the following:
1.) Don’t trust strangers. Especially those you meet on an oil rig in the middle of the ocean
2.) Keep your friends close. Unless they have a remote detonated bomb attached to them
3.) No matter how dumb you are, stay hopeful! The queen of England may knight you one day!

Needless to say, Cars 2 is full of inspirational messages to young children. The character development is also amazing, as a foolish tow truck named Mater begins to doubt his intelligence, looks, and potty training skills throughout the movie. However, by the end of the movie, Mater emerges as a genius spy who risks his life to save his best friend, become a knight of the Queen in the process, while also being declared one of the smartest people ever.

Tell me when was the last time someone told you that you were the smartest in anything? Okay, yeah you be the best person to ask about what the best thing to order from Taco Bell is, but you aren’t smarter than that dang tow truck from Radiator Springs!!!

Mater ends the story by dating the girl of his dreams, some random British spy that he met outside the guys bathroom. Despite her judgmental attitude against Americans, she is quite the car, as she helps Mater save the day and defeat global warming in the process.

Oh and he does all this while that stupid old fashioned car called Lightning McQueen just goes full diva and drives around in a bunch of circles for 2 hours.

I end my review with this simple statement: If a tow truck can become the smartest knight in history without spilling his oil once throughout his entire life, then you quit your job and start driving tow trucks for a living. Because tow trucks are America’s greatest asset! BECOME THE TOW TRUCK YOU WERE MEANT TO BE.

From Briggs

P.S. I am Mater. Mater is me. We are one.

P.S.S / P.P.S : Rylan has a great choice in movies, even if they include nascar references

P.S.S.S / P.P.P.S: Why are you still reading this? Was this post not inspiration enough to send an email to the queen of England asking you to for knighthood??